No, really. It's a cat, and we've named him Turtle.
And he really does kinda remind me of this character in Entourage. Except without the smoking habit. Yet. :) I did buy him some catnip, though, but he's not interested yet (not old enough).
He'll "lose his manhood" on Monday. Here's a picture. (of him. Not his manhood. That would just be creepy.)