Terrible Mother/Housekeeper

I am terrible at keeping things tidy. I just don't care that much (hello INFP). But my son just crawled under my computer desk and pulled out a piece of popcorn & ate it. I seriously don't know how long it's been since I had popcorn. It crunched, so it can't have been that long ago, right? Right?

Does that make me less of a terrible mother? At least he'll have a good immune system.